Archive for the ‘Commentary’ Category

It’s Smiling at Me.
4 August, 2008

Dear god, my blog is smiling at me.

Right down the bottom, under the search bar is a tiny little smiley face. It’s not a link to anything, just a small little smiley face, staring at me from the other side of the internet. It’s like I’m being laughed at by a bank of servers.

What does it know that I don’t?

Wait – it has access to my porn collection.

Oh Dear God.


Ice Cream Scoop for the Soul.
4 August, 2008

I need to exercise my brain more.  The more I work, the harder it is to write, think or act creatively, so I need to stick a tap in my brain to let the creative juices out, and this blog will do it.

Expect short writings, with or without plot, one liners, QIYUF (quite interesting yet useless facts), bad ideas, good ideas, world changing ideas, things I want to patent to make large amounts of money from but can’t be arsed and other scrapings from the inside of my head.