Worst Song Ever

It was the sound irritable bowel syndrome would make if it thought it could sing.

It was the kindof thing that would make Florence Foster Jenkins curl up in a ball and cry.

It was like being raped in he ear by a cat. It was like being raped in the ear with a cat.

Not even the most constipated bowels could withstand its sheer power.

It was used to wake up coma patients, but only so they could request euthanasia.

It proved the existence of God, and that he was autistic.

If you could give it a numerical value, that value would be ‘fuck you’.

And yet it got regular airtime on most commercial radio stations


2 Responses

  1. What was the song?

    • No song, just an exercise in creative insults

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