Modern Magic

The Energy Drink Elemental was summoned to fight the dark god of Pirated Online Content.  It spat guarana and would go all night long, but the POC god was legion. It lived on a million servers and in the flash drives of a billion people, worshipped over and over with every p2p established. It was anonymous, hidden, decentralised and overpowered the bull shaped monster with ease. 

The fashion police looked on in fear, their hired mage eXtReEm cowered in the corner until his head was wiped clear off to faint sounds of a John Denver Tupac Mashup.  The POC god shuffled closer, and their fate was sealed.

Were they hot?

They were not.


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