Fridge

“Dad?”

“Yes, darling?”

“When I opened the fridge to get some milk, it was reading a magazine with a naked woman on it and when it saw me it said some naughty words and threw a cigarette at me only the cigarette smelled funny and then it said ‘crap, m’joint.’

“Hmm. Sounds like the milk’s gone bad.  Have some orange juice instead, dear.”

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