Life as an Insurance Investigator.

“So how did the fire start?”

“Viking Burial.”

“….”

“For the cat.”

“you mean longboats on fire off the foreshore? That kind of thing?”

“Yeah, but we just stuck it in a floaty, dowsed it in petrol and pushed it into the pool.  I didnt think floaties would be so flammable.”

“Why did you give a dead cat a viking burial?”

“Obviously because it died in battle.”

“….Right….”

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One Response

  1. Best.
    Pet funeral.
    EVAR.

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